Before the 2001 inauguration of George Bush, hewas invited to a get acquainted tour of the White House. Afterdrinking several glassesof iced tea, he asked Bill Clinton if he could use his personal bathroom.When he entered Clinton's private toilet, he was astonished to seethat President Clinton had a solid gold urinal.That afternoon, George told his wife, Laura, about the urinal."Just think," he said, "when I am president, I could have a goldurinal too. But I wouldn't do something that self-induligible! "Later when Laura had lunch with Hillary at her tour of the WhiteHouse, she told Hillary how impressed George had been at his discoveryof the fact that, in the President's private bathroom, the Presidenthad a gold urinal.That evening, when Bill and Hillary were getting ready for bed,Hillary smiled, and said to Bill, "I found out who pissed in yoursaxophone