3+ 3 =8 Bataao Kaise?
Bataao Bataao!
Nahi Pata?!!
Are Galati se!!!!!!!!!!! ================================================================================= Teacher: 'A' for?
Student: Apple !!!
Teacher: Jor se bolo
Student: JAI MATA DI ================================================================================= 1) Smoking
2) Drinking
3) Charas
4) Ganja
5) Chicken
6) Mutton
7) Oily food
8) Masala
9) Sleep & obesity
10) Pollution = Heart Attack
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DUS bahane karke le gaye DIL !! ================================================================================== What's the opposite of "Dominoes"???



think think think think think tired of thinking???



Well the answer is "Domi doesn't know" ================================================================================== Whats the opposite of "Pizza Hut"


... ... . ..... okei don't kill me



"Pizza.... Hutna mat" ================================================================================== ok whats the opp of venky's..








venlocks... (now,now,dont bang ur head plz..) ========================================= =========================================
- one day a man calls his wife from his IDEA mobile his call gets cross c! onnected to some! other lady.They still keep on talking..they start liking each other..and finally they get married. what MORAL do u get??? . . . . .











. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .. An IDEA can change y! our wife. ================================================================================== A sardarji went to a STD/ISD/PCO SHOP and slapped the operator twice. :-( Guess why ?




because there it was written "Number dial karne se pehele do lagae" ================================================================================= ek haathi agar swimming pool mein gir gaya to kaise bahar nikalega???????





........ ........ think .... think.... ...... ...... ...... ....... ....... .......










....... geela ho ke nikalega...... ================================================================================== ek aadmi marne vala hei to use kya khilaoge .









...... sweets nops















sault nopes think think



are yaar birla white cement kyunki iske ander jaan hei....... ================================================================================== whats difference between a man jumping from 1st floor and a man jumping from 10th floor? . . . . . . . . . . . .




former goes (hit) aaaaaaaaa
later goes aaaaaaaaa (hit) ==================================================================================