50 THINGS EVERYONE SHOULD KNOW
(or 50 Completely Useless Facts!)

The word "queue" is the only word in the English language that is still pronounced the same way when the last four letters are removed.

Beetles taste like apples, wasps like pine nuts, and worms like fried bacon.

Of all the words in the English language, the word 'set' has the most definitions!

What is called a "French kiss" in the English speaking world is known as an "English kiss" in France.

"Almost" is the longest word in the English language with all the letters in alphabetical order.

"Rhythm" is the longest English word without a vowel.

In 1386, a pig in France was executed by public hanging for the murder of a child

A cockroach can live several weeks with its head cut off!

Human thigh bones are stronger than concrete.

You can't kill yourself by holding your breath

There is a city called Rome on every continent.

It's against the law to have a pet dog in Iceland!

Your heart beats over 100,000 times a day!

Horatio Nelson, one of England's most illustrious admirals was throughout his life, never able to find a cure for his sea-sickness.

The skeleton of Jeremy Bentham is present at all important meetings of the University of London

Right handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people

Your ribs move about 5 million times a year, everytime you breathe!

The elephant is the only mammal that can't jump!

One quarter of the bones in your body, are in your feet!

Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is different!

The first known transfusion of blood was performed as early as 1667, when Jean-Baptiste, transfused two pints of blood from a sheep to a young man

Fingernails grow nearly 4 times faster than toenails!

Most dust particles in your house are made from dead skin!

The present population of 5 billion plus people of the world is predicted to become 15 billion by 2080.

Women blink nearly twice as much as men.


Adolf Hitler was a vegetarian, and had only ONE testicle.

Honey is the only food that does not spoil.

Honey found in the tombs of Egyptian pharaohs has been tasted by archaeologists and found edible.

Months that begin on a Sunday will always have a "Friday the 13th."


Coca-Cola would be green if colouring weren't added to it.

On average a hedgehog's heart beats 300 times a minute.

More people are killed each year from bees than from snakes.


The average lead pencil will draw a line 35 miles long or write approximately 50,000 English words.


More people are allergic to cow's milk than any other food.

Camels have three eyelids to protect themselves from blowing sand.

The placement of a donkey's eyes in its' heads enables it to see all four feet at all times!


The six official languages of the United Nations are: English, French, Arabic, Chinese, Russian and Spanish.


Earth is the only planet not named after a god.

It's against the law to burp, or sneeze in a church in Nebraska, USA.

You're born with 300 bones, but by the time you become an adult, you only have 206.


Some worms will eat themselves if they can't find any food!

Dolphins sleep with one eye open!It is impossible to sneeze with your eyes open


The worlds oldest piece of chewing gum is 9000 years old!


The longest recorded flight of a chicken is 13 seconds

Queen Elizabeth I regarded herself as a paragon of cleanliness.

She declared that she bathed once every three months, whether she needed it or not

Slugs have 4 noses.

Owls are the only birds who can see the colour blue.

A man named Charles Osborne had the hiccups for 69 years!

A giraffe can clean its ears with its 21-inch tongue!

The average person laughs 10 times a day!

An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain

1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and pointa hair-dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.
3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want frieswith that.
4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "IN"
5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gottenover their caffeine addictions, switch to Espresso.
6. In the memo field of all your cheques, write "For Sexual Favours"
7. Finish all your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy."
8. Don't use any punctuation.
9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
10. Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically after they answer.
11. Specify that your drive-through order is "To Go."
12. Sing along at the opera.
13. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme
14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play Tropical Sounds all day.
15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend theirparty because you're not in the mood.
16. Have your co-workers address you by your wrestling name, 'Rock Hard'.
17. When the money comes out the ATM, scream "I Won!, I Won!"
18. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot,yelling "Run for your lives, they're loose!!"
19. Tell your children over dinner. "Due to the economy, we are goingto have to let one of you go."And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity.... ...
20. Send this e-mail to someone to make them smile.. It's called therapy...

> A young wife sat on a sofa on a hot humid day, drinking iced tea and > visiting with her Mother. As they talked about life, about marriage, about> the responsibilities of life and the obligations of adulthood, the mother > clinked the ice cubes in her glass thoughtfully and turned a clear, sober > glance upon her daughter.>> "Don't forget your Sisters," she advised, swirling the tea leaves to the> bottom of her glass. "They'll be more important as you get older. No > matter> how much you love your husband, no matter how much you love the children> you> may have, you are still going to need Sisters. Remember to go places with > them now and then; do things with them." > "Remember that 'Sisters' means ALL the women... your girlfriends, your> daughters, and all your other women relatives too. "You'll need other > women.> Women always do." >> What a funny piece of advice!' the young woman thought. Haven't I just> gotten married?> Haven't I just joined the couple-world? I'm now a married woman, for > goodness sake! A grownup! Surely my husband and the family we may start > will> be all I need to make my life worthwhile!'>> But she listened to her Mother. She kept contact with her Sisters and made > more women friends each year. As the years tumbled by, one after another, > she gradually came to understand that her Mom really knew what she was> talking about. As time and nature work their changes and their mysteries > upon a woman, Sisters are the mainstays of her life. >> After more than 50 years of living in this world, here is what I've> learned:>>> THIS SAYS IT ALL:>> Time passes. > Life happens.> Distance separates. > Children grow up.> Jobs come and go.> Love waxes and wanes> Men don't do what they're supposed to do.> Hearts break.> Parents die. > Colleagues forget favors.> Careers end.> BUT.........>> Sisters are there, no matter how much time and how many miles are between> you. A girl friend is never farther away than needing her can reach. >> When you have to walk that lonesome valley and you have to walk it by > yourself, the women in your life will be on the valley's rim, cheering you> on, praying for you, pulling for you, intervening on your behalf, and > waiting with open arms at the valley's end. >> Sometimes, they will even break the rules and walk beside you...Or come in> and carry you out.>> Girlfriends, daughters, granddaughters, daughters-in-law, sisters, > sisters-in-law, Mothers, Grandmothers, aunties, nieces, cousins, and > extended family, all bless our life!>> The world wouldn't be the same without women, and neither would I. When we> began this adventure called womanhood, we had no idea of the incredible> joys> or sorrows that lay ahead. Nor did we know how much we would need each> other.>> Every day, we need each other still. Pass this on to all the women who > help> make your life meaningful. I just did. Short and very sweet: >> There are more than twenty angels in this world.> Ten are peacefully sleeping on clouds. Nine are playing. And one is > reading> her email at this moment.

God is Definitely a man, he rarely listens.
God is definitely a man; he likes to sit undisturbed in paradise.
God is definitely a man; he waits for things to happen.
God is definitely a man; he has the final word.
God is definitely a man; he conveniently shifted all his duties on earth to women.


They listen, they understand, they care,
They make the world a better place & keep God's world going........

CAN ENGLISH LANGUAGE SURVIVE THIS GUY
.............Can the English language survive this guy ... !!

"The vast majority of our imports come from outside the country." - George W. Bush

"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure." - George W. Bush

"One word sums up probably the responsibility of any Governor, and that one word is 'to be prepared'." - George W. Bush

"I have made good judgments in the past. I have made good judgments in the future." - George W.Bush

"The future will be better tomorrow." - George W. Bush

"We're going to have the best educated American people in the world." - George W. Bush

"I stand by all the misstatements that I've made." - George W. Bush

"We have a firm commitment to NATO, we are a part of NATO. We have a firm commitment to Europe. We are a part of Europe." - George W.
Bush

"Public speaking is very easy." - George W. Bush

"A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls." - George W. Bush

"We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur." - George W. Bush

For NASA, space is still a high priority." - George W. Bush

"Quite frankly, teachers are the only profession that teach our children." - George W. Bush

"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it." - George W. Bush

"It's time for the human race to enter the solar system." - George W. Bush


And something to be REALLY worried about: Geeeeeeeeeeeeeezzzzzz ...!! He's "PRESIDENT" of the most powerful nation on earth .... !!!!!!

Once upon a time leadership mattered, now dealership rules the world.

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Once upon a time quality was craftsman's pride, now it is a departmental mess.

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Once upon a time mouse was an untouchable mammal, now it is handheld pest.

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Once upon a time wisdom was cultivated by wise people, now it is flashed on T-shirts.

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Once upon a time teacher tought and students learnt, now teacher trade and students consume.

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Once upon a time population was a problem, now it is a flourishing mass market.

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Once upon a time competition brought out the best, now it brings out the worst in people.

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Once upon a time there was a golden rule, now if you have gold, you rule.

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Once upon a time truth telling was good for your soul, now it is bad for promotion.

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Once upon a time success meant living by ideals, now it is about using above all principles.

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Once upon a time beauty was in the eye of the beholder, now it is booming business.

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Two men, both seriously ill, occupied the same hospital room . One man was allowed to sit up in his bed for an hour each afternoon to help drain the fluid from his lungs.His bed was next to the room's only window. The other man had to spend all his time flat on his back. The men talked for hours on end. They spoke of their wives and families, their homes, their jobs, their involvement in the military service, where they had been on vacation.Every afternoon when the man in the bed by the window could sit up, he would pass the time by describing to his roommate all the things he could see outside the window. The man in the other bed began to live for those one hour periods where his world would be broadened and enlivened by all the activity and color of the world outside.The window overlooked a park with a lovely lake. Ducks and swans played on the water while children sailed their model boats. Young lovers walked arm in arm amidst flowers of every color and a fine view of the city skyline could be seen in the distance. As the man by the window described all this in exquisite detail, the man on the other side of the room would close his eyes and imagine the picturesque scene .One warm afternoon the man by the window described a parade passing by.Although the other man couldn't hear the band - he could see it. In his mind's eye as the gentleman by the window portrayed it with descriptive words. Days and weeks passed.One morning, the day nurse arrived to bring water for their baths only to find the lifeless body of the man by the window, who had died peacefully in his sleep. She was saddened and called the hospital attendants to take the body away. As soon as it seemed appropriate, the other man asked if he could be moved next to the window . The nurse was happy to make the switch, and after making sure he was comfortable, she left him alone.Slowly, painfully, he propped himself up on one elbow to take his first look at the real world outside. He strained to slowly turn to look out the window beside the bed. It faced a blank wall.The man asked the nurse what could have compelled his deceased roommate who had described such wonderful things outside this window. The nurse responded that the man was blind and could not even see the wall.She said, "Perhaps he just wanted to encourage you ."Epilogue: There is tremendous happiness in making others happy, despite our own situations.Shared grief is half the sorrow, but happiness when shared, is doubled.If you want to feel rich, just count all the things you have that money can't buy.

3+ 3 =8 Bataao Kaise?
Bataao Bataao!
Nahi Pata?!!
Are Galati se!!!!!!!!!!! ================================================================================= Teacher: 'A' for?
Student: Apple !!!
Teacher: Jor se bolo
Student: JAI MATA DI ================================================================================= 1) Smoking
2) Drinking
3) Charas
4) Ganja
5) Chicken
6) Mutton
7) Oily food
8) Masala
9) Sleep & obesity
10) Pollution = Heart Attack
Matlab scrolll down















DUS bahane karke le gaye DIL !! ================================================================================== What's the opposite of "Dominoes"???



think think think think think tired of thinking???



Well the answer is "Domi doesn't know" ================================================================================== Whats the opposite of "Pizza Hut"


... ... . ..... okei don't kill me



"Pizza.... Hutna mat" ================================================================================== ok whats the opp of venky's..








venlocks... (now,now,dont bang ur head plz..) ========================================= =========================================
- one day a man calls his wife from his IDEA mobile his call gets cross c! onnected to some! other lady.They still keep on talking..they start liking each other..and finally they get married. what MORAL do u get??? . . . . .











. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .. An IDEA can change y! our wife. ================================================================================== A sardarji went to a STD/ISD/PCO SHOP and slapped the operator twice. :-( Guess why ?




because there it was written "Number dial karne se pehele do lagae" ================================================================================= ek haathi agar swimming pool mein gir gaya to kaise bahar nikalega???????





........ ........ think .... think.... ...... ...... ...... ....... ....... .......










....... geela ho ke nikalega...... ================================================================================== ek aadmi marne vala hei to use kya khilaoge .









...... sweets nops















sault nopes think think



are yaar birla white cement kyunki iske ander jaan hei....... ================================================================================== whats difference between a man jumping from 1st floor and a man jumping from 10th floor? . . . . . . . . . . . .




former goes (hit) aaaaaaaaa
later goes aaaaaaaaa (hit) ==================================================================================

George Bush was sitting in his office wondering whom to invade next when his telephone rang."Hallo, Mr. Bush!" a heavily accented voice said, "This is Gurmukh from Phagwara, District Kapurthala, Punjab. I am ringing to inform you that we are ophicially declaring the war on you!" "Well, Gurmukh," Bush replied, "This is indeed important news! How big is your army""Right now," said Gurmukh, after a moment's calculation, "there is myself, my cousin Sukhdev, my next door neighbour Harjit, and the whole kabaddi team from the gurudwara. That makes eight of us" Bush paused. "I must tell you, Gurmukh that I have one million men in my army waiting to move on my command.""Arrey O, main kya.. ," said Gurmukh. "I'll have to ring you back!" Sure enough, the next day, Gurmukh called again."Mr. Bush, it is Gurmukh, I'm calling from Phagwara STD, the war is still on! We have managed to get some more inphantry equipment!""And what equipment would that be, Gurmukh," Bush asked. "Well, we have two combines, a donkey and Harjit's tractor."Bush sighed. "I must tell you, Gurmukh, that I have 16,000 tanks and 14,000 armored personnel carriers. Also, I've increased my army to 1-1/2 million since we last spoke." "Oh teri ...." said Gurmukh. "I'll have to get back to you."Sure enough, Gurmukh rang again the next day."Mr. Bush, the war is still on! We have managed to get ourselves airborne...... We've modified Harjit's tractor by adding a couple of shotguns, sticking on some wings and the pind's generator. Four school pass boys from Malpur have also joined us as." Bush was silent for a minute and then cleared his throat. "I must tell you, Gurmukh, that I have 10,000 bombers and 20,000 fighter planes. My military complex is surrounded by laser-equiped, surface-to-air missile sites. And since we last spoke, I've increased my army to TWO MILLION!" "Tera pala hove...." said Gurmuk, "I'll have to ring you back."Sure enough, Gurmukh called again the next day."Kiddan, Mr. Bush! I am sorry to tell you that we have had to call off the war." "I'm sorry to hear that," said Bush. "Why the sudden change of heart," may I ask?"Well," said Gurmukh, "we've all had a long chat over a couple of lassi's, and decided there's no way we can feed two million prisoners of war!"

There was a farmer who grew watermelons, and every week he would check on his crop, and would find that the local kids had got into his field and eaten as many watermelons as they could. This went on for some time, and eventually the man got fed up replacing the missing watermelons.After some thought, he came up with an idea.He made a sign and placed it in the field; the sign read, "Warning! One of the watermelons in this field has been injected with cyanide!" He feels pleased with himself, thinking that will stop the theft of his crop. A couple of days later, he returns, and the watermelons are all there; but in the distance, he sees another sign.He walks over to the sign, and reads, "Now there are two!"

To:
Question and the Answer given by Candidates, oh sorry they are IAS (Indian Administrative Services - THE most difficult examination inIndia. Candidates are graduate Officers now.


Q.How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?A. Concrete floors are very hard to crack! (UPSC Topper)

Q.If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it?
A. No time at all it is already built.
(UPSC 23 rd Rank Opted for IFS)

Q.If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and fourapples and three oranges in the other hand, what would you have?
A. Very large hands.(Good one)
(UPSC 11 Rank Opted for IPS)

Q. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
A. It is not a problem, since you will never find an elephant withone hand. (UPSC Rank 14 Opted for IES)
Q. How can a man go eight days without sleep?
A. No Probs, He sleeps at night.
(UPSC IAS Rank 98)

Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become?
A. It will Wet or Sink as simple as that.
(UPSC IAS Rank 2)

Q. What looks like half apple?
A : The other half.
(UPSC - IAS Topper )

Q. What can you never eat for breakfast?
A : Dinner.

Q. What happened when wheel was invented?
A : It caused a revolution.

Q. Bay of Bengal is in which state?
A : Liquid
(UPSC 33 R ank )

Interviewer said "I shall either ask you ten easy questions or one really difficult question.Think well before you make up your mind!"
The boy thought for awhile and said,"my choice is one really difficult question."
"Well, good luck to you, you have made your own choice! Now tell me this. "What comes first, Day or Night?"
The boy was jolted in! to reality as his admission depends on thecorrectness of his answer, but he thought for a while and said, "It's theDAY sir!"
"How" the interviewer asked,
"Sorry sir, you promised me that you will not ask me a SECONDdifficult question!"He was selected for IIM!

Before the 2001 inauguration of George Bush, hewas invited to a get acquainted tour of the White House. Afterdrinking several glassesof iced tea, he asked Bill Clinton if he could use his personal bathroom.When he entered Clinton's private toilet, he was astonished to seethat President Clinton had a solid gold urinal.That afternoon, George told his wife, Laura, about the urinal."Just think," he said, "when I am president, I could have a goldurinal too. But I wouldn't do something that self-induligible! "Later when Laura had lunch with Hillary at her tour of the WhiteHouse, she told Hillary how impressed George had been at his discoveryof the fact that, in the President's private bathroom, the Presidenthad a gold urinal.That evening, when Bill and Hillary were getting ready for bed,Hillary smiled, and said to Bill, "I found out who pissed in yoursaxophone

This explains why I forward jokes..A man and his dog were walking along a road.The man was enjoying the scenery, when it suddenly occurred to him that he was dead..He remembered dying, and that the dog walking beside him had been dead for years.He wondered where the road was leading them..After a while, they came to a high, white stone wall along one side of the road..It looked like fine marble.At the top of a long hill, it was broken by a tall arch that glowed in the sunlight.When he was standing before it he saw a magnificent gate in the arch that looked like mother-of-pearl, and the street that led to the gate looked like pure gold.He and the dog walked toward the gate, and as he got closer, he saw a man at a desk to one sideWhen he was close enough, he called out, "Excuse me, where are we?""This is Heaven, sir," the man answered."Wow! Would you happen to have some water?" the man asked."Of course, sir. Come right in, and I'll have some ice water brought right up."The man gestured, and the gate began to open.. "Can my friend," gesturing toward his dog, "come in, too?" the traveller asked."I'm sorry, sir, but we don't accept pets."The man thought a moment and then turned back toward the road and continued the way he had been going with his dog.After another long walk, and at the top of another long hill, he came to a dirt road leading through a farm gate that looked as if it had never been closed. There was no fence. As he approached the gate, he saw a man inside, leaning against a tree and reading a book.."Excuse me!" he called to the man. "Do you have any water?""Yeah, sure, there's a pump over there, come on in.""How about my friend here?" the traveller gestured to the dog."There should be a bowl by the pump."They went through the gate, and sure enough, there was an old-fashioned hand pump with a bowl beside it..The traveller filled the water bowl and took a long drink himself, then he gave some to the dog.. When they were full, he and the dog walked back toward the man who was standing by the tree.."What do you call this place?" the traveller asked.."This is Heaven," he answered. "Well, that's confusing," the traveller said. "The man down the road said that was Heaven, too.""Oh, you mean the place with the gold street and pearly gates? Nope. That's hell.""Doesn't it make you mad for them to use your name like that?""No, we're just happy that they screen out the folks who would leave their best friends behind." Soooo.Sometimes, we wonder why friends keep forwarding jokes to us without writing a word..Maybe this will explain..When you are very busy, but still want to keep in touch, guess what you do? You forward jokes..When you have nothing to say, but still want to keep contact, you forward jokes..When you have something to say, but don't know what, and don't know how, you forward jokes..Also to let you know that you are still remembered, you are still important, you are still loved, you are still cared for, guess what you get?A forwarded joke..So, next time if you get a joke, don't think that you've been sent just another forwarded joke, but that you've been thought of today and your friend on the other end of your computer wanted to send you a smile.

Subject: Bran Muffins

> The couple were 85 years old, and had been married for sixty
>years. Though they were far from rich, they managed to get by
>because they watched their pennies. Though
>not young, they were both in very good health, largely due to
>the
> wife's insistence on healthy foods and exercise for the last decade.
> One day, their good health didn't help when they went on a
>rare vacation and their plane crashed, sending them off to
>Heaven.

> They reached the pearly gates, and St. Peter escorted them inside.
>He took them to a beautiful mansion, furnished in gold and fine
>silks, with a fully stocked kitchen and a waterfall in the
>master bath. A maid could be seen hanging their favorite
>clothes in the closet. They gasped in astonishment when
>he said, "Welcome to Heaven. This will be your home now."
> The old man asked Peter how much all this was going to cost. "Why,
> nothing," Peter replied, "remember, this is your reward in Heaven."
> The old man looked out the window and right there he saw a >championship golf course, finer and more beautiful than any
>ever-built on Earth. "What are the greens fees?"
>grumbled the old man. "This is heaven," St. Peter
>replied. "You can play for free, every
>day."
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> Next they
>went to the clubhouse and saw the lavish buffet lunch, with every >imaginable cuisine laid out before them, from seafood to
>steaks
>to exotic deserts, free flowing beverages.
> "Don't even ask," said St. Peter to the man. "This is Heaven,
>it is all free for you to enjoy."The old
>man looked around and glanced nervously at his wife.
> "Well, where are the low fat and low cholesterol foods, and the
> decaffeinated tea?" he asked. "That's the best
>part," St. Peter replied. "You can eat and drink as
> >much as you like
>of whatever you like, and you will never get fat or sick.
> This is Heaven!"> The old man pushed, "No gym to work out
>at?""Not unless you want to," was the answer.
> "No testing my sugar or blood pressure or..."
> "Never again. All you do here is enjoy yourself."
> The old man glared at his wife and said, "You and your bran muffins. >We could have been here ten years ago!

-: Some Rules that NEWTON forgot to mention :-============ ========= ========= ====
Law of queue: If you change queues, the one you have left will startto move faster than the one you are in now.
Law of the Telephone: When you dial a wrong number, you never get anengaged tone.
Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease,your nose will begin to itch.
Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the leastaccessible corner.
Law of the Alibi: If you tell the boss you were late for work becauseyou had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire.
Bath THEOREM: When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.
LAW OF ENCOUNTERS: The probability of meeting someone you knowincreases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.
LAW of the RESULT: When you try to prove to someone that a machinewon't work, it will!
LAW OF BIOMECHANICS: The severity of the itch is inverselyproportional to the reach.
THEATRE RULE: People with the seats at the furthest from the aisle arrive last.
LAW OF COFFEE: As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee, yourboss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee iscold.

Interesting Aspect of Life...

There was a one hour interview on CNBC with Warren Buffet, the secondrichest man who has donated $31 billion to charity. Here are some veryinteresting aspects of his life:

1. He bought his first share at age 11 and he now regrets that he startedtoo late!

2. He bought a small farm at age 14 with savings from deliveringnewspapers.

3. He still lives in the same small 3-bedroom house in mid-town Omaha ,that he bought after he got married 50 years ago. He says that he haseverything he needs in that house. His house does not have a wall or afence.

4. He drives his own car everywhere and does not have a driver or securitypeople around him.

5. He never travels by private jet, although he owns the world's largestprivate jet company.

6. His company, Berkshire Hathaway, owns 63 companies.He writes only one letter each year to the CEOs of these companies,giving them goalsfor the year. He never holds meetings or calls them on a regular basis.He has given his CEO's only two rules. Rule number 1: do not lose anyof your share holder's money. Rule number 2: Do not forget rule number 1.

7. He does not socialize with the high society crowd. His past timeafter he gets home is to make himself some pop corn and watch Television.

8. Bill Gates, the world's richest man met him for the first time only5 years ago. Bill Gates did not think he had anything in common withWarren Buffet. So he had scheduled his meeting only for half hour. Butwhen Gates met him, the meeting lasted for ten hours and Bill Gatesbecame a devotee of Warren Buffet.

9. Warren Buffet does not carry a cell phone, nor has a computer on hisdesk.His advice to young people: "Stay away from credit cards and invest inyourself and
Remember:
A. Money doesn't create man but it is the man who created money.
B. Live your life as simple as you are.
C. Don't do what others say, just listen them, but do what you feelgood.
D. Don't go on brand name; just wear those things in which u feelcomfortable.
E. Don't waste your money on unnecessary things; just spend on them whoreally in need rather.
F. After all it's your life then why give chance to others to rule ourlife."

JOKES




Long long time ago, before he got married, Kanjibhai was travelling from Ahmedabad to Bombay by train. Rupaben was also travelling in the same comparment except that they both didn't know each other in the beginning. Once they started talking, they realized they both had a lot in common. Both were Single Both were Gujaratis Both were going to Bombay Both were School teachers Both were starting a new job at the Mithibai College! They seemed to hit it off well and decided to be roommates in Bombay and made a pact that they would do everything together. So they lived n the same house, traveled to the college together on Kanjibhai's scooter,had lunch in the staff room together, returned home together. They were watching the TV togather, eating dinner togather and were also sharing the same bedroom and ... even sharing the the same bed. The only problem was Rupaben was placing a pillow between them at bedtime, much to the frustration of Kanjibhai; who ended up spending many sleepless nights with this most desirable beauty besides him, separated by the pillow!!! Kanjibhai's frustration had built up to such an extent that he could take it no more, and ended up deciding to drink. So one day he took off from the college leaving Rupaben on her own. She was quite upset, but made it home by auto rikshaw. The pact had been broken so she decided not to open the door for Kanjibhai when he got home drunk at about 2 AM. Kanjibhai knocked on the door for about 20 minutes and pleaded with his roommate to let him in! After listening to his crap for 20 minutes, Rupaben said, "Where the hell did you disappear today? We decided to do everything together! Now you better sleep outside" Kanjibhai, "I will jump over the wall and come in if you dont open the door right now!" Rupaben, " Huve reva de reva de, it has been 4 months... tu to pillow ni upar thi jump na karisaiko to deewal upar thi su jump karvano!!

THOUGHTS

Anger is a condition in whichthe tongue works faster than the mind.

You can't change the past,but you can ruin the presentby worrying over the future.

Love...and you shall be loved.

God always gives His best to thosewho leave the choice with Him.

All people smile in the same language.

HUGS are great gifts... one size fits all.It can be given for any occasionand it's easy to exchange.

Everyone needs to be loved...especially when they do not deserve it.

The real measure of a man's wealthis what he has invested in eternity.

Laughter is God's sunshine.

Everyone has beautybut not everyone sees it.

It's important for parents to livethe same things they teach.

Thank God for what you have,TRUST GOD for what you need.

If you fill your heart with regrets of yesterday and the worries of tomorrow,you have no today
to be thankful for.

Man looks at outward appearancebut the Lord looks within.

The choice you make todaywill usually affect tomorrow.

Take time to laugh, for it isthe music of the soul.

If anyone speaks badly of you,live so none will believe it.

Patience is the ability to idle your motorwhen you feel like stripping your gears.

strengthened by workingthrough conflicts together.

The best thing parents can dofor their children is to love each other.

Harsh words break no bonesbut they do break hearts.

To get out of a difficulty,one usually must go through it.

We take for granted the thingsthat we should be giving thanks for.

LOVE is the only thing that can bedivided without being diminished.

Happiness is enhanced by othersbut does not depend upon others.

For every minute you are angry with someone,you lose 60 seconds of happinessthat you can never get back.

Do what you can, for who you can,with what you have, and where you are.
~

A little girl went to her bedroom and pulled a glass jelly jar from its hiding place in the closet She poured the change out on the floor and counted it carefully. Three times, even. The total had to be exactly perfect. No chance here for mistakes. Carefully placing the coins back in the jar and twisting on the cap, she slipped out the back door and made her way 6 blocks to Rexall's Drug S tore with the big red Indian Chief sign above the doo r . She waited patiently for the pharmacist to give her some attention, but he was too busy at this moment Tess twisted her feet to make a scuffing noise. Nothing. She cleared her throat with the most disgusting sound she could muster. No good. Finally she took a quarter from her jar and banged it on the glass counter. That did it! "And what do you want?" the pharmacist asked in an annoyed tone of voice. I'm talking to my brother from Chicago whom I haven't seen in ages," he said without waiting for a reply to his question. "Well, I want to talk to you about my brother," Tess answered back in the same annoyed tone. "He's really, really sick...and I want to buy a miracle." "I beg your pardon?" said the pharmacist "His name is Andrew and he has something bad growing inside his head and my Daddy says only a miracle can save him now. So how much does a miracle cost?" "We don't sell mira cles here, little girl. I'm sorry but I can't help you ," the pharmacist said, softening a little. "Listen, I have the money to pay for it. If it isn't enough, I will get the rest. Just tell me how much it costs." The pharmacist's brother was a well dressed man. He stooped down and asked the little girl, "What kind of a miracle does your brother need?" "I don't know," Tess replied with her eyes welling up. I just know he's really sick and Mommy says he needs an operation. But my Daddy can't pay for it, so I want to use my money." "How much do you have?" asked the man from Chicago "One dollar and eleven cents," Tess answered barely audibly. "And it's all the money I have, but I can get some more if I need to." "Well, what a coincidence," smiled the man. "A dollar and eleven cents---the exact price of a miracle for little brothers." He took her money in one hand and with the other hand he grasped her mitten and said "Take me to where you live. I want to see your brother and meet your parents. Let's see if I have the miracle you need." That well dressed man was Dr. Carlton Armstrong, a surgeon, specializing in neuro-surgery. The operation was comp leted free of charge and it wasn't long until Andrew was home again and doing well. Mom and Dad were happily talking about the chain of events that had led them to this place. "That surgery, her Mom whispered, was a real miracle. I wonder how much it would have cost?" Tess smiled. She knew exactly how much a miracle cost...one dollar and eleven cents....plus the faith of a little child. In our lives, we never know how many miracles we will need. A miracle is not the suspension of natural law, but the operation of a higher law. I know you'll keep the ball moving! Here it goes. Throw it back to someone who means something to you! A ball is a circle, no beginning, no end. It keeps us together like our Circle of Friends. But the treasure inside for you to see is the treasure of friendship you've granted to me.

SAND AND STONE


Two friends were on a beach . During some point of the journey they had an argument, and one friend slapped the other one in the face. The one who got slapped was hurt, but without saying anything, wrote in the sand: “TODAY MY BEST FRIEND SLAPPED
ME IN THE FACE.”


After a while when they were in the waters , the one, who had been slapped, got stuck in the big waves and
started drowning, but the friend saved him. After the friend recovered from the near drowning, he searched for a big stone piece and wrote on it : “TODAY MY BEST FRIEND SAVED MY LIFE.”

The friend who had slapped and saved his best friend asked him, “After I hurt you, you wrote in the sand and now, you write on a stone, why?”

The other friend replied: “When someone hurts us, we should write it down in sand where winds of
forgiveness can erase it away. But, when someone does something good for us, we must engrave it
in stone where no wind can ever erase it.”


Learn to write your hurts in the sand, and to carve your benefits in stone.

What is marketing??




1. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me! " - That's Direct Marketing"

2. You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says: " He's very rich. "Marry him." -That's Advertising"

3. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day, you call and say: " Hi, I'm very rich. "Marry me - That's Telemarketing"

4. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink, you open the door (of the car)for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her ride and then say:"By the way, I'm rich. Will you "Marry Me?" - That's Public Relations"

5. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and says:"You are very rich! "Can you marry ! Me?" - That's Brand Recognition"

6. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" She gives you a nice hard slap on your face. - " That's Customer Feedback"

7. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" And she introduces you to her husband. - "That's demand and supply gap"

8. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say anything, another person come and tell her: "I'm rich. Will you marry me?" and she goes with him - "That's competition eating into your market share"

9. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say: "I'm rich, Marry me!" your wife arrives. - "That's restriction for entering new markets "

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Wedding Ring

Why should the wedding ring be worn on the fourth finger? There is a beautiful and convincing explanation given by the Chinese..... Thumb represents your Parents Second (Index) finger represents your Siblings Middle finger represents your-Self Fourth (Ring) finger represents your Life Partner & the Last (Little) finger represents your childrenFirstly, open your palms (face to face), bend the middle fingers and hold them together - back to back Secondly, open and hold the remaining three fingers and the thumb - tip to tip.

Now, try to separate your thumbs (representing the parents)..., they will open, because your parents are not destined to live with you lifelong, and have to leave you sooner or later. Please join your thumbs as before and separate your Index fingers (representing siblings)... ., they will also open, because your brothers and sisters will have their own families and will have to lead their own separate lives. Now join the Index fingers and separate your Little fingers (representing your children)... ., they will open too, because the children also will get married and settle down on their own some day. Finally, join your Little fingers, and try to separate your Ring fingers (representing your spouse). You will be surprised to see that you just CANNOT....., because Husband & Wife have to remain together all their lives - through thick and thin!! Please try this out......... .... ISN'T THIS A LOVELY THEORY?

quicktime,winrar,winzip

here are some softwares hope they'll help you

QUICKTIME

QuickTime is a multimedia framework developed by Apple Inc. capable of handling various formats of digital video, media clips, sound, text, animation, music, and several types of interactive panoramic images. It is available for the Mac OS X and Microsoft Windows operating systems, and powers a variety of software packages such as iTunes.

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WINRAR

WinRAR is a shareware file archiver and data compression utility by Eugene Roshal. It is arguably one of the two main file archive programs for Windows, along with WinZip. It is one of the few applications that is able to create RAR archives natively, as the encoding method is held to be proprietary.
winrar


WINZIP

WinZip is a file archiver and compressor for Microsoft Windows, developed by WinZip Computing (formerly Nico Mak Computing). It natively uses the PKZIP format but also has various levels of support for other archive formats.
WinZip was created in the early 1990s as a shareware GUI front-end for PKZIP. Sometime around 1996 the creators of WinZip incorporated compression code from the Info-ZIP project, thus eliminating the need for the PKZIP executable to be present.
From version 6.0 until version 9.0, registered users could download the newest versions of the software, enter their original registration information, and thereby obtain a free upgrade. As of version 10.0 this upgrade scheme was discontinued.[1] WinZip is available in standard and professional versions.
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browse 3d

New York-based company has launched a new browser, which is free to download and use. The new browsers allows Web pages and search results as floating slabs that can be flipped through, organized, and navigated in 3-D.
· Visually browse - open multiple web pages like a tabbed browser but never loose track of where you are because each web page is its own visual reference
· Advanced pop-up handling - you select how to handle pop-up windows, turn them off and open clicked on pop-up links anywhere you want. Advanced pop-up handling is now integrated with Windows XP SP2.
· Compare pages side by side - the new 4-live feature allows 4 web pages to be live side by side for monitoring multiple web sites, comparing web content or comparison shopping
· Advanced search - quickly search Google, Yahoo or MSN from the address box in any browser. Auto load ever Google search hit to the right wall with one mouse click.
· Speed your web browsing - select and load multiple pages while you continue to use the page you're on
· Save and load multiple pages - select and save multiple web pages for your research, travel plans, shopping or auctions items - easily reload them at any time
· Never get lost - an image of every page you visit is displayed and can be returned to at the click of the mouse.


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3D space search

Your regular browser has one window. When you create a new web page, it replaces your old web page and gives you a tab. But what if you had unlimited space? What if you now had: here, there, and the space between? SpaceTime™ is proud to introduce this "space between" as 3D Tabbed Browsing. Just enter your websites in the address line as you normally would and watch as your web pages are individually displayed in a stunning 3D space where you can view all of your web pages at the same time. Effortlessly shuffle from one page to the next in your 3D space by clicking on the icons for these web pages on your timeline. It's that easy.


Minimum PC Configuration:


Operating System:
Windows 2000, Windows XP or Vista

System Memory (RAM):
512MB

Graphics Adapter:
128MB plus 3D Capable

CPU:
Pentium 4 2.4GHz or AMD 2400xp+

Screen Resolution:
1280 x 1024

Color:
32-Bit True Color

Network Speed:
768 Kbits/sec

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